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Anonymous asked:

okay fr what do you think scara is like in bed? what’s he into, what’re his kinks, the whole shebang?

modern scaramouche hc’s

✭ tags ; sub!chara, dom!reader (they bottom but parts are unspecificed so gn!reader as well), this is also my modern!scaramouche take so just be aware, bratting, rough sex, slapping, hitting, a lil degradation, reader is v careful abt scaramouches boundaries tho, romantic implications reader is stronger than scara + he is short king, etc

✭ wc ; 2.1k (im soooo ashamed. anon im so sorry)

✭ a/n ; this got so out of hand so quickly. this is my personal scaramouche this has nothing to do with anyone but me and my delusions sorry in advance.

like really. cant describe how subjective this is but i also refuse to change my mind or see him any other way. thank u so much for inquiring

my modern scaramouche is usually aged like. 20-something in college. he goes to a nice university (a very competitive school mind you.) he was really concerned about excelling for like most of his hs career. kind of a loner except tartaglia who adopted him into his friend group.
he panics about his degree for the longest time cause he doesn’t know what to do - but settles on civil architecture and minors in fine art.
he has his ears pierced and some other piercings too that he was peer pressured into, but overall likes how they look. he’s not usually very dressed up and all of his closet is so oversized because comfort > fashion BUT he never looks like a slob either.
has like 3 other friends on campus (kazuha + mona + childe who somehow followed him there)
complicated relationship with his mom + stepmom (he doesn’t hate her but they do not communicate so tons of misunderstandings between them. like sooo many)
and. usually not actively looking to date anyone ever. he had like one crush one time in highschool but chickened out so miserably and SEETHED about it the whole time.
after that he swore to never, ever, ever go back to that dark place and sort of just focused on his career and school. his major is pretty difficult so it takes a lot of his time
plus he’s a little pretentious, stuck up little shit so only a few people can handle him in the first place.
anyways. u meet through tartaglia who thinks you two will get along really well (and he’s trying to set you both up bc he thinks you two could work well together)
its honestly like oil and water. you’re personality just rubs him the wrong way. sure childe is annoying, but he’s stupid
you’re…not stupid. you’re kind of clever and you treat him with like. a sense of disrespect he hates. scaramouche is used to people who let him have the upperhand
but you’re always pretty quick to shoot him down. you never let him him get away with anything and you guys have this like… insane back and forth for months
its the slowest of burns. he swears he hates you.
(he doesn’t though. he thinks its really fucking attractive that you talk back to him and don’t let him intimidate you ever. but he loathes that feeling. he also loathes how nice your laugh is and how easy it is to talk to you)
scaramouche spends. AGES. ages in denial. closes his eyes to it. its like 6 months deep into it - he starts having wet dreams and he wakes up HORRIFIED with himself.
WORSE? scaramouche knows about your sex life. not through you but through observation and gossip. he’s not fucking you in the dreams. you’re fucking him.
humiliated, he simply tries to ignore it. but it’s making him so much moody than usual and because you two spend so much time together - you notice almost right away. of course you do.
“whats got your panties in a twist lately? not that you’re usually sunshine and rainbows but you’re acting like a little kid”
scaramouche says something mean. like, really mean in response. he’s just so frustrated. its a personal jab, farther than he’d usually go.
he’s expecting to sabotage himself you know? he does that sometimes. pushes people away when they get too close. it’s a miracle he has any friends. he’s expecting you to get annoyed and leave.
but there’s this like. chill to your voice. and you’re looking straight at him.
“you don’t talk to me like that, understand? i don’t care how shitty your mood is.”
one hit k.o. he can’t even breathe. what’s wrong with him and what is happening to him, and holy shit why do you sound like that.

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modern scaramouche hc’s